[Keith]

Congratulations THotW/Dave on the birth of your new son!

Best wishes to you, mum and young William.

Big question - is he in training for the no. 9 shirt yet?

[Deus]

Congrats THotW 

[WilliamMcBeard]

Congratulations on a fine name William 

[Ben OBagels]

Clearly not been doing enough facebook stalking Keith. You'd know he's a "Future Newcastle No.6." if you had.

Congratulatations, THotw.

[kin_lin]

Congrats, may your home be full of love, happiness and prosperity.

[deanashtonsfoot]

CongratuToontions THotw. 

[Sesquipedalianist]

Wow, didn't even know you had a wife Dave - congratulations on the young 'un! I bet its drinking Newcastle Brown Ale straight already.

[big_evil]

Congratulations THotw, is this your first?

[juvehero]

Congratulations THoTW, the hard work is only just beginning 

[TerryHibbittonthewing]

Just noticed this, sorry! Not been around much....

Thank you very much for the kind words. It's nice to know he got well wishing from literally right around the globe. I hope he is a famous number 5 or 6 whom lifts another trophy for us. Whilst it can only be complimentary to the boy that in theatre the midwife commented on *ahem* his length which made his father proud...best not ignore the fact for his first bath in hospital that his head and eyes followed the nurse around the room hehe

Answers:

• Not married
  First....that I know of
  Prosperity will come when they kill every single person who voted toryscum thus ensuring I was made redundant just before he was born...oh and you're fooked in Britain if you need cancer treatment due to the aforementioned voters too.
  Not allowed to give him beer although he is currently in a 'mine's a pint' tshirt and farting loud enough to make me grin
  He 'kicked' his first ball aged 1 week
  He was less than 24h old when he wore his first Newcastle scarf
  

On another note my crass, inane and trying to be subdued away from insulting posts have been moved from Facebook statuses to Twitter.

[TerryHibbittonthewing]

Gah